HA CTE3E MOTOBCTBA 3BOH MOHET - HE 3AMEHA MAHEPAM,
              TAK B KA3HE COBEPEH OT KOPCAPOB HE CKPOET KOPBET...
              KTO 3OBET HOBOPOCCOM, A KTO-TO 3OBET CTAPOBEPOM,
              HO B KOHTEKCTE POMAHCA OTBETA HAMEPEHHO HET.

              HA CTE3E MACTEPCTBA KTO-TO BAPBAP, A KTO-TO - CEHATOP.
              KEM-TO KECAPEB COP COXPAHEH B 3AKPOMAX, KAK 3EPHO...
              HA XOKKEE B TOPOHTO A3APTHO OPET KOMMEHTATOP,
              A BOT MHE - BCE PABHO,
                                 BCE PABHO,
                                        BCE PABHO,
                                               BCE PABHO...

                                       B.E.K.  1996
                              CTP. 7
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                     PACCKA3 O MATPOCE
                     =================

              BECHA.  MAPT HA OKE.  BETPA HET.  PEKA MEPHO HECET HAC
              B MOPE.  A MATPOC BOBA ECT. CMETAHA, MOPKOBKA, OTBAP
              OT MAKAPOH, TOPT C KPEMOM, PA3HOE...  HO KTO TAM CTOHET?
              BOT TAK HOMEP - EHOT TOHET B PEKE.  OH B TPAHCE HEPBHO
              OPET MATOM, TOHET COBCEM HEOXOTHO.  EHOT 3OBET HAC,
              OH 3AMEP3AET.  HEBA - KAK CEBEPHOE MOPE.  A HAM COBECTHO,
              KPACHEEM, 3HAEM - XAHA EHOTAM B PEKE.

              HO PA3BE MATPOC CEBA TAKOB?  MATPOC HE 3HAET CTPAXA!
              BOT OH HA KOPME KATEPA! BOT OH B PEKE!  3BEPEK B TPEX
              B3MAXAX OT MATPOCA.  HO TEPEK - HE CEHA, TEPEK PEBET,
              CMETAET BCE, TEP3AET BCEX. BCEX, KPOME MATPOCA, ECTECTBEHHO.
              KAK TPAKTOP, OH TAPAHOM PE3KO PACCEKAET TEPEK.  AX, BCKOPE
              EHOT CKPOET HOC B TEM3E! CKOPEE, CKOPEE, APTEM! BOT TAK!
              3AMETHO KAK CBEPKAET EHOTOBO OKO.  OH B KAPMAHE MATPOCA...

              ...MATPOC HECET EHOTA K HAM.  EHOT MOKP.

              PO3OBEET 3AKAT.  OCEHHEE MAPEBO CKOPO 3AKPOET OT HAC CBET.
              AMA3OHKA CHOBA POBHA. BETEP OBEBAET HOC TAHKEPA. A MATPOC
              EBCTPAT ECT. OH HA CTPEME!

                                                __
                                              A.||OKPAC,  1996
                                         CTP. 8
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                     CEHOKOC B KA3AXCTAHE
                     ====================


              BPEMEHA MAPA3MA. KA3AXCTAH. 3OHA - MECTO TAKOE KA3EHHOE,
              BOEHHOE, KPACHO3HAMEHHOE. HO HEPOBHOE - BCE B BOPOHKAX,
              KPATEPAX. EBPEEB TAM HET.  HA CTAPTE - PAKETA. MAPC TAM,
              BEHEPA - KTO 3HAET ? CEKPET.  KOMCOCTAB HE COBCEM TPE3B.
              BCE HA HEPBAX : PBAHET - HE PBAHET ? MAXOPKA, MAT...
              KOCMOHABTOB TPOE. ACTPOHOM OBCEEHKO, AHTOHOB C MATMEXA,
              BOEHKOP 3AXAPOB (A OH TO HA XEP ?). 3BOHOK.  B MOCKBE
              KTO-TO OPET - CKOPEE, CKOPEE, HA XPEHA HAM BTOPOE MECTO !
              BCEM KBAC B TPOEKPATHOM PA3MEPE, A HE TO BCEX BPA3 HA
              CEBEP !

              A BCE, ECTECTBEHHO, PA3BOPOBAHO. OTBEPTOK TAM, CTAMECOK
              - HE XBATAET.

              TEMHOTA, TECHOTA. BCE B KAHABE. TAM BCE 3ACPAHO. CTAPMEX
              C XPOHOMETPOM.  METPOHOM. PAKETA KAK B3PEBET, 3ABOET,
              POKOT, TPECK, CBET ! 3ATEM MPAK.

              BCE. KAK TAM PAKETA - KTO 3HAET ? HABEPHOE B KOCMOCE...
              B KAHABE TEMHO, TACC - TOT BCE O MAPTEHAX, O KOPOBAX,
              O CEHOKOCE...

              HO C TEX BPEMEH B TOM MECTE TPABA HE PACTET...


                               B.E.K.  20.8.96
                                         CTP. 9
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     TEPEMOK.
     ========

(CKA3KA B 2-X AKTAX)

B CKA3KE:
========

XOPEK.
KOPOBA.

   AKT  I.
   ======

   XIX BEK. KOCTPOMA. HA OTKOCE TEPEMOK.
   OKHO PO3OBOE, PE3HOE. CTABEHKA. BOPOTA.

XOPEK (XPOMAET, HO COBCEM HE PACCTPOEH) :
- TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ?

HET OTBETA. XOPEK - HOCOM B 3BOHOK.
CHOBA HET OTBETA. BOPOTA HA 3AMKE, CBETA B OKHAX HET.

XOPEK :
- XPEHOBO, XPEHOBO...

(CMEKAET) :
- A 3AMOK-TO HE HOB! TAK-TAK !..
( KAMHEM - TPAX! - 3AMOK COPBAH !)

BOT XOPEK B TEPEME.
B KOMHATE KPOBATKA, HA CTEHE KOBEP C BOPCOM,
HA 3AHABECKAX KAHBA, HA OKHAX CETKA OT KOMAPOB. BCE B HOPME.
XOPEK MOET HOC B BAHHE, 3ATEM 3ABTPAKAET.

(OPKECTP.
 3AHABEC.
 B TEATPE AHTPAKT.)

   AKT  II.
   =======

   TO CAMOE MECTO. TEPEMOK HA HOBOM 3AMKE C CEKPETOM - OT BOPOB.
   XOPEK B TEPEMKE.
   MAPT. B KOCTPOME BECHA, HO BETEP, MOKPO, BCE TAET.

KOPOBA (MAXAET XBOCTOM. OHA B MAHTO, 3OHTA HET, TAHKETKA CTEPTA...) :
- TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ?

XOPEK ( BOPOTA HE OTKPOET !):
- KOPOBA... XPEH EE 3HAET !
  OHA MHE HE CECTPA ! BOT KAK EE B TEPEMOK ?
  KOPOBA HE KPOT, TECHO CTAHET B KOMHATE.
  KTO 3HAET, KAK OHA HOC CMOPKAET, KAK OHA CP.. XM-M... KAKAET ?!
  TAK BOT. KAK OHA 3ACHET, KACTETOM EE ! BOT MHE HA 3ABTPAK AHTPEKOT -
  CAMOE OHO ! A EE XBOCT - MHE BMECTO KAHATA ! XA-XA-XA!
(B CTPAXE):
- HET, HET, HE PE3OH MHE, TAK HE COBPEMEHHO, COBECTHO KAK-TO.
  BCE, BCE, B TEPEMOK EE !
  OHA HE CTAPA, TOPCOM CTATHA. POMAH 3ATEEM...

KOPOBA (CHOBA, CO CTOHOM) :
- OX, TEPEM-TEPEMOK, KTO B TEPEME ?

XOPEK C OTBETOM :
- KAK KTO ? XOPEK !

BOT KOPOBA B TEPEME, EE MAHTO COXHET HA BEPEBKE.
OHA CAMA B KPOBATKE.
BOT-BOT XOPEK HECKPOMHO COPBET C HEE KOPCET...

(CHOBA OPKECTP. PE3KO TEMHEET.)

XOPEK, KOPOBA (BMECTE, XOPOM) :
- AX, BECHA ! AX, BECHA !

(CBET. AKTEPAM - BEHOK PO3, ACTP.
 3AHABEC.)

P.S.
CM. "TEPEMOK" B HOBOM CE3OHE B TEATPE MOCCOBETA.
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CA(C)A.

                              CTP. 10
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KOCTEP
======
(PACCKA3).

MAPTA 3OBET CEMEHA HA KOCTEP - B KPATOBO. TAM MECTA XBATAET -
HA TPEX COTKAX, B BEPCTE OT O3EPA.
CEMEH HAPBET BETOK, MAPTA HAHECET XBOPOCT.

MAPTA - HEMKA, C HOPOBOM, OT EBPEEB OHA BCE KAK-TO B CTOPOHKE, HO CEMEH -
COBCEM HE TAKOB, BCE B HEM CBOE. HO MAPTA C CEMEHOM HE BMECTE -
OH B CBOEM, OHA B CBOEM. CEMEH - 3AM.3ABXO3A B TPECTE, KOMHATA -
KAK B CKA3KE, KA3EHHOE ABTO...
MAPTA - B TPAHCAEPO, B KACCAX.

...BOT CEMEH HA MECTE. OH - B BETPOBKE, MAPTA - B BAPEHKE.
MAPTA HECET XBOPOCT. CEMEH KPOMCAET XBOPOCT B KOCTEP. KOCTEP KPACHEET.

MAPTA B TPAHCE - EE TETKA APECTOBAHA 3A BOPOBCTBO, B KAMEPE OHA.
CEMEH PACCTPOEH - OTPOK PACTET KAK TPABA: B ATTECTATE MOPE TPOEK,
BMECTO MEXMATA BOT-BOT 3A BEPCTAK BCTAHET. A BOT COBCEM CPAM:
OTPOK-TO HEBECTE HE BEPEH, POMAH HA CTOPOHE (C KEM - CEMEH HE 3HAET),
TAK BOT KAPA: TECT HA "BACCEPMAHA" - HE B HOPME.
HEBECTA 3APEBAHA, HE ECT COBCEM, OHA-TO CKOPO CTAHET MAMA,
A TAM - BCE TAKOE: KPOBATKA, COCKA, MATEPHA...

CEMEH - B POMAHAX 3HATOK, XIX BEK B OCHOBHOM - "COPOKA-BOPOBKA", BEPECAEB,
HEKPACOB.
MAPTE TOT HEKPACOB - HA XPEH, OHA BCE O 20-X - KATAEB, AXMATOBA...

...BETEP PA3BEBAET KOCTEP.

MAPTA 3ATEBAET PACCKA3 - HET, HE O KATAEBE, A O CBOEM OCEHHEM POMAHE
C BAPTAHOM, BPATAPEM "APAPATA (EPEBAH)".
CEMEH B XOKKEE BCEX 3HAET, HO C BAPTAHOM HE 3HAKOM - BEPHO, TOT HE B OCHOBHOM
COCTABE. TPEHEP TAM - APMEH - OX, C XAPAKTEPOM ! KTO C TPEHEPOM B CCOPE -
CE3OH B PE3EPBE...

... CKOPO COBCEM TEMHO CTAHET.
XBOPOCTA HE XBATAET, BETOK HET. MAPTA HECET KAPTOH.
HA KAPTOHE TEKCT:

     MOTOP OT TPAKTOPA MT3 - 4.
      APT: ...(-HOMEP CTEPT.)
     BEC HETTO 1 TOHHA.
      - BEPX -
      HE KAHTOBAT.(-3HAK CTEPT)

O, MPAK ! KAPTOH-TO B HABO3E - KAK TAKOE B KOCTEP ?!

... BOT HA MECTE KOCTPA - BCE CEPOE...

... BOT CEMEH HA KA3AHCKOM, MAPTA BCE B KPATOBO... TOCKA...

 ------
 CA(C)A.

                              CTP. 11
______________________________________________________________________

   KPATKO, HO BEPHO.
   -----------------

1.  ECTECTBO OCETPA - B HEPECTE.

2.  OCTPABA - B COPOKA BEPCTAX OT KPAKOBA.

3.  MOCKBA - HA PEKE, TOPOHTO - HA O3EPE, MOHAKO - HA MOPE,
CAH-XOCE - HA OKEAHE.

4.  B PEXOBOTE HET TPAMBAEB.

5.  3A EBPEEB XEBPOHA - BCE, KPOME KHECCETA.

6.  KTO TOPE BEPEH, TOT HE ECT PAKOB, OMAPOB, KPEBETOK.

...

N.  B PACCKA3E O MATPOCE BOBE HE CKA3AHO, KAK EHOT COX.

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CA(C)A.